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Nick Offerman wants you to "stop pushing gross fruits and vegetables" on your kids and give them something that comes straight from Mother Earth, at least something that's grown on his very own Pizza Farm.

In this inspirational video, Offerman takes you on a tour of the fields of fish stick bushes as he digs up sloppy joes from the ground.

It's all a glorious testament to the amber waves of corn dogs for which our country is known.

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What is going through the minds of those who work at The Late Late Show with James Corden? Since he took over after Craig Ferguson, Corden's show has featured just a number of different unexpected games, segments and skits. 

Like this one, wherein Nick Offerman, Ellie Kemper and Thomas Middleditch are asked to nuzzle stuff and guess what the eff is rubbing on their faces.

It leads to a lot of reactions like this: 

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It's an enjoyable late night stunt. However, the best line of the whole thing was swept away in all the talk.

Nick Offerman said this to his teammate Hugh.
"If we got married, we'd be Nick JackOfferman."

Also, Offerman has no facial hair and looks really upset about it.



But that may just be his normal expression. 

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Esquire Shows More of Nick Offerman, the Uszh of Chelsea Handler (Butts)

In their up coming April issue, Esquire plans to deal with exploring how men and women interact.

They decided to open the conversation with famous butts, specifically that of Parks and Recreation's Nick Offerman and stand up starlet Chelsea Handler.

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