How humiliating would it be to poke yourself in the eye with an eye?
Why not Zoidberg?
Watch your temper, that adamantium can do serious damage.
Did you get a manicure? Are your nails even painted? Wait what? I forgot what you just told me.
Are you not committed to a whole costume? At least your nails can be spooky!
Paging Tim Burton: get a manicure already!
That's the most evil way to flip someone off I've ever seen.
Who knew that Katy Perry had such a misanthropic, late '90s, MTV cartoon side?
Breaking Nails is Bad, so... Breaking Bad? That's what the show's about, right?