WHO KNEW GETTING EVERYTHING WOULD BE SO EASY? I'M BORED
The economy is so bad Celebrities are resorting to applying their own makeup
Bill F**king Murray
Can't act Can't sing Makes more money than a neurologist
Back on the mean streets of the hood...
Men don't always break my heart, but when they do, I make a hit song out of it and earn millions.
The Gay-sha Works for tips only