money

WHO KNEW GETTING EVERYTHING WOULD BE SO EASY? I'M BORED

(Jay-Z)

The economy is so bad Celebrities are resorting to applying their own makeup

Bill F**king Murray

Can't act Can't sing Makes more money than a neurologist

(Jared Leto)

MEANWHILE Back on the mean streets of the hood...

(Snoop Dogg)

Men don't always break my heart, but when they do, I make a hit song out of it and earn millions.

(Adele)

The Gay-sha Works for tips only

(Freddie Mercury)