-David Cross, Michael Cera
Twitter, if it had a person as its logo.
And next week on, "To Catch A Predator."...
Amber Alert I abducted myself
-Michael Cera's Mustache
Does the carpet Match the drapes?
(Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Michael Cera)
Not what they used to be
Defeat evil boyfriends then quit it.
You know I'm only dating you for your Facebook money, right?
(Alison Pill, Michael Cera)
I see your Shwartz is as big as mine!
Geeks Nerds Dorks-These are the people you made fun of in high school & now you work for as an adult.
Guess Who REALLY Invented FACEBOOK !!!