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"Dad! I finally reached 5 feet!"

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Told Ya Meyer's Doesn't Know sh*t About Vampires

700 robotic sheep had to die for this steel wool coat

There can be only one!

NO HANDLEBARS

So how is it you have NO b00bs at all, but 30 years from now you're rocking a pair of cannons???

Bill Cosby loves kids so much he's willing to accept huge sums of money to encourage them to eat highly sugared, artificially flavored animal hooves

As if I didn't have enough Reasons to hate Wall St.

ADOPTION

Trek-ville

Sorry, was there something you wanted to tell me before I fly away?

SPILLING A LOAD

CATY PURRY

PERIODS

Whoopi Goldburg Will Play Miss Jay