next stops: amy winehouse and miley cyrus

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give me my precious

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Only Tim Burton's movie characters can look like this and be considered cute And even the corpse bride looked more alive than this one

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Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightley

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SENSORY OVERLOAD

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FAMINE, PESTILENCE, WAR...

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I'm gonna be a coked-out anorexic lesbian? Yeah right!

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I know they look hungry...

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...and here's my impression of Lindsay Lohan trying to drive home on a Saturday night!

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LINDSAY LOHAN

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This can't end well.

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ANOREXIA

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TIP 3 on how to tell if your girlfriend has implants: Starve her to see if they don't shrink

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Hello Career? Where did you go?

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Shhh.... She thinks I'm a girl

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Anyone got a permanent marker?

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