Wanna hear a joke, kid? Why did the Alzheimer's patient forget the punchline to his joke? Wanna hear a joke, kid?
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
I don't want to click links anymore. Except for this one.
I SEE ONE OF THE CHICKENS HAS COME HOME TO ROOST.
LARRY KING sure knows how to pick 'em.
Red Bull gives you wings