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-Katy Perry, Lady Gaga

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...This is going to be the weirdest Mario Bros. game ever. -Lady Gaga

Breaking News - Lady Gaga Donates Upper Face to Charity -Lady Gaga

Have yourself a kinky little Christmass -Lady Gaga

There he is! Lady Gaga, KILL!

(Lady Gaga, Katy Perry)

NOT BAD

(Lady Gaga's "Marry the Night" video )

I'll get you my pretty... ....and your little dog, err, husband too!

(Lady Gaga, Katy Perry)

Well, the title pretty much says it all. Lady Gaga did a fan a kindness during her "Lady Gaga X Terry Richardson" book signing by singing the Happy Birthday song into pocketed cellphone.

It's actually a really sweet gesture I think, just executed poorly by both parties involved.

Editor's Note: This video is probably NOT SAFE FOR WORK (unless you work in an awesome place)!

Lady Gaga's new single, "Marry the Night," comes with a 14-minute video. We would recommend watching the entire thing, but in case you can't spare that much time (don't you have work to do???) , here are some highlights:

-- The video begins with a seven-and-a-half-minute prelude in which a brunette Gaga is wheeled down a corridor on a gurney by nurses with mint caps. (The one on the right has a great ass. BAM!) Is she crazy? Is she a big fat liar? Um, quantum physics??? WAT IS HAPPENING??? -- Somebody wants to be an ACTOR! -- What is this, "BLACK SWAN"?????? -- CHEERIOS!!!!!!!!!1! -- BEDAZZLER!!!!!!!!1 -- It's weird that she gets into a car the EXACT SAME WAY I DO!?? -- EXPLOSIONS! (Don't look if you're a cool guy.) -- From "Black Swan" to "Fame"????? -- Blue lipstick? Ichiban product placement??? -- MONTAGE! -- O noez! She fell down the stairs! -- LOL HER HAT IS TOO BIG AND SHE CAN'T GET IN THE CAR #HATPEOPLEPROBLEMS -- Random CGI flames??? I wonder if these represent how so much time has passed since I started the video that the world has ended and we're all in hell?

OVERALL RATING: 10 BEDAZZLED DISCO STICKS OUT OF 10 BEDAZZLED DISCO STICKS!

Coulrophobia: Fear of clowns.

(Lady Gaga)

OH HELL NO! -Lady Gaga, Spongebob Squarepants

soon

(Lady Gaga, Katy Perry)