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-Keanu Reeves

"Love lift us up where we belong"

(Keanu Reeves, Patrick Swayze)

Dudes, I am afraid that something very uncool has happened to Ted's timeline. Your most excellent future is in jeopardy. What is it, Rufus? You must see for yourselves. Come with me. Dude. Bogus.

(George Carlin, Alex Winter, Keanu Reeves)

OKAY Still a lot better than the matrix sequels

(Leonardo DiCaprio, Keanu Reeves)

S'okay, tell me all about your feelings. Invisible therapist is listening.

(Keanu Reeves)

So then these "Sad Keanu" things started showing up all over the internet and the next thing I know, this is the only way I can sit.

(Keanu Reeves)

Look, you can sit there an' brood for th' whole hour if you want, but I get paid whether we have sex or not!

(Keanu Reeves)

You totally woulda banged your sister! Shut up, dad. -Al Pacino, Keanu Reeves

This is the happiest day of my life. -Keanu Reeves

Hi, I'm Keanu Reeves, and I'm here to tell you about a MOST BOGUS situation affecting our nation's youth. -Keanu Reeves

I'm feeling MOST EXCELLENT! -Keanu Reeves

AN INTERNET MEME has now become an internet mime. -Keanu Reeves

I've had the time of my life and I owe it all to you. -Keanu Reeves, Patrick Swayze

MISERY loves company -Keanu Reeves, Sting, Laurence Fishburne

Movies are so mainstream. I work car shows now. -Keanu Reeves