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TMZ reported April 8 that an inmate has taken a case to court to keep Florida rid of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian.

"Wayne Albright -- who's been locked up since 2000 for attempted sexual assault -- claims Florida needs protection from the couple he calls 'Meat Whistles' and 'Moose Knuckles.'

Albright shows abject contempt for the famous duo, declaring the only tolerable Kardashian is Rob, who's 'eating himself out of house and home, no doubt from the shame he feels as a result of what Kim has done to the Kardashian name.'"

Albright seeks a temporary restraining order against the family, protecting the fragile coastal ecosystem from the terrible disruption Kayne can cause.

He wants to "ban these two Moose Knuckles from appearing on any television programs aired in the state of Florida, unless it's Court TV and they're on trial for posing as a famous couple."

Speaking to the judge, Albright said, "You have your work cut out for you ... so what do you say? Make us all proud."

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Someone Actually Made a Kanye West Bible


Ready to roll in piles of ironically spent money, some industrious entrepreneur has begun selling the Book of Yeezus.

It's $20.

Sure. Why not.

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17 Weirdest Things that Happened at Jay-Z's Tidal Press Conference

Jay-Z welcomed the media and a bunch of other mega-huge artists to a March 30 press conference to relaunch his recently purchased music streaming service Tidal.

It's supposed to serve as some sort of musician-owned alternative to Spotify and Rdio, but the weirdness of the press conference might have eclipsed whatever the stars had to say about the $20-a-month ($10 for a lo-fi version) lossless service.

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Monday Surprise: Kim Kardashian gets naked, Kanye likes it.


In case you weren't aware that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are a couple and routinely over share that fact, Kanye unleashed another barrage of barely SFW pictures Monday on Twitter.

In a string of tweets a few minutes apart, Kanye reminded us that, yes, they are still together and, yes, Kim likes to get naked for pictures.

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Here are Those Kanye/Link Gifs You Were Trying to Find

Tumblr user gabscer gave a pretty sweet digital secret santa gift to a lucky recipient last year: These homemade Kanye/Link gifs.

Then he did one better, and shared them with the Internet. So Merry Secret Santa 2014.

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This weekend you may have seen angry Facebook posts from friends and family saying that the "crazy" Kanye West made fun of a wheelchair-bound fan at his Australian concert for not being able to stand up before performing one of his songs.

Though we love to rail on West for his egotistical antics, the story is a bit different than that. As you can see at the 1:00 mark, West does implore the audience to stand up, he quickly realizes his mistake at around the 2:30 mark when he calls out two fans for not standing. After seeing that one is in a wheelchair he says that it's "fine" and continues playing as usual.

The moral of the story? West is not entirely some self-serving ego monster and even knows how to laugh at himself a bit when he makes a mistake. Is he a bit of a dingus? Sure. But leave the outrage at the door, please.

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Found it in a random zip-lining office in the middle of Mexico.

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Who are two people you never thought you'd see embracing each other on the cover of Vogue magazine? It's probably James Franco and Seth Rogan. We all remember their ridiculously hilarious shot-for-shot parody music video of Kanye West "Bound 2" that featured he and Kim Kardashian in explicit embraces. After that, I guess it's no surprise that they couldn't resist posting this shopped photo to Instagram.

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