justin bieber

Well. That's awkward.

Of course, we all know that naked pictures of Justin Bieber broke the damn Internet this week. It was bound to get around to his dad as well.

Jeremy Bieber should have just let the whole thing die down without weighing in.

But that's not how this guy rolls.



So he tweeted this out Oct. 9.

@justinbieber what do you feed that thing. #proud daddy ☺️

— Jeremy Bieber (@JeremyBieber) October 9, 2015

Ew.

Ew, ew, ew.

He should have thought about his son's feelings more than his son's peen.

Justin ain't too happy about it and his legal team is already on the case to find justice.

Daddy Biebs should have probably reacted more like Chrissy Teigen's expert analysis.

No one is ever disgusted by the pig who preys on, photographs and sells pictures of someone naked. Just the celebrity for being naked. Ok.

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 8, 2015

What do ü peen?

The world needed to know, and Justin Bieber answered.

Exclusive images from NY Daily News show the man-sized toddler with attitude going for a nude dip in Bora Bora. One brave soul tweeted the unedited versions, which can be seen here.

Here's how the Internet responded...

"Who leaked Justin bieber's nudes?" pic.twitter.com/mxJe167wKC

— B (@thugfenty) October 7, 2015

We're right there with ya @justinbieber #WhatDoYouPeen pic.twitter.com/imfgyyP5S4

— FOXADHD (@FOXADHD) October 7, 2015

Justin Bieber's mentions right now pic.twitter.com/TYfnsEZ8Qi

— First We Feast (@firstwefeast) October 7, 2015

.@justinbieber, this could be us but you playin' #WhatDoYouPeen pic.twitter.com/0crhsuesVB

— PAPER Magazine (@papermagazine) October 7, 2015

when Justin Bieber's d*ck is all over your tl pic.twitter.com/uhuS28xYs8

— Alex (@_Eggrolls_) October 7, 2015

MAN JUSTIN BIEBER IS SLAYING IN BORA BORA !!! pic.twitter.com/3g9M0JWYsZ

— mery (@UAINTJESUS) October 7, 2015

And a boy becomes a man.

Notorious B.I.E.B back yaw pic.twitter.com/cttrfGSVfE

— DJ ALMA (@SydneyA) October 1, 2015

The Biebs joined Rae Sremmurd on stage in New Zealand and got #turnt up. The singer is a big boy now. He's been trying to tell us all this for a while now, but no one seems to be listening.

As a bottle of Hennessy comes his way, the singer takes a big gulp like a big boy does.

Just look at that face. You are looking at a man.

The world is a tough place when you're Justin Bieber.

So tough, in fact, that you have thousands of adoring fans begging to take their photo with you. And sometimes you just aren't "feeling it."

The Biebs explained in a Snapchat diatribe that he just wants to "have that moment without the chaos" when meeting fans. Don't even think about screaming his name and begging. It won't work.

"If you start screaming louder that's not going to make me want to take a photo more," he says.

Don't worry, Justin. We won't beg for a selfie. We'll just keep watching this GIF of you failing at skateboarding—a reminder of how you also fail at any semblance of humility.

Justin Bieber looks to be starting a new grass roots career in the Hoosier state.

He surprised damn near everyone Sept. 6, when he showed up in Angola, Indiana to drum with local band BONAFIDE. They were taking part in a cover showcase and we don't know how he got involved, but get involved he did.

It seems like he's having a harder time following the beat in Indiana, but that could be for a wealth of reasons. The important thing was that it actually happened.

It was real. It really happened pic.twitter.com/rSsbUjTEJq

— Klyn Gomery (@k_montgomery4) September 5, 2015

Here's all he had to say about the experience on Twitter:

Small town living is the best

— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) September 6, 2015

He's obviously trying to do something with his public persona, but hey, if it's working for him.

Look, besides the Truther propaganda hidden in one particular, hilarious frame. It's not the worst of songs or of videos.

It was kind of weird when Skrillex and Diplo joined forces for this new Jack Ü thing they put together last year. But the addition of Justin Bieber creates some far stranger triforce of popular music that will probably set your teeth on edge or bring you spiritual transcendence.

Still, it's an enjoyable summer song and a pretty interesting video. A building of people paint over Bieber's sad puppy brow and myriad tattoos frame by frame making something collaborative and sometimes mocking.

Who knows what Bieber is doing now with his public persona. But there have been far worse contenders for song of the summer in the past few years.

Late Late Show Host James Corden is obviously delighted out of his mind to be riding in a car with some kid named Justin Bieber.

We're not sure why this clean-faced kid has so many tattoos or feels the right to yell he loves random people out of the car window. What's even more weird is the disaffected way this Bieber youngster barely seems to be paying attention to his host. 

He's just drumming there!

They never announce that he joined the band for one song, or even acknowledge that he sat behind the kit after the show. Beiber just drummed his little, gross heart out.

Since James Corden took over the Late Late Show from Craig Ferguson, he's performed a range of stunts. This one is just a little more interesting than the rest.

What's perhaps even more shocking is that he's actually a really good drummer. That's probably something normals know, but it's still surprising.

It is wonderful, at least, that band leader and wonderful comedian Reggie Watts got as much camera time as the Biebs in that video.

Just in case you thought there was no excuse for a grown man to have a ringtone of The Biebs, maybe this story of survival as reported by Elite Daily will change your mind.

Justin Bieber recently saved the life of a 42-year-old Russian man.

No, the Biebs didn't do anything heroic. When Igor Vorozhbitsyn was en route to his favorite fishing spot in northern Russia's Yakutia Republic, he was attacked by a huge brown bear.

But then, his cell phone rang and the ringtone, "Baby," scared off the animal.

As the bear started clawing violently at Vorozhbitsyn, the Biebs' pre-pubescent vocals made the bear's ears bleed, and it ran off.

Wildlife experts believe it was the fact that the ringtone sounding off was so unexpected that it spooked the bear, but it's more fun to say the bear just really, really, hated that song.

Vorozhbitsyn suffers from severe bruises on his chest and face and cuts on his neck. Other fishermen found him after he was attacked, and used his phone to call for help.

Vorozhbitsyn says he knows the ringtone "isn't to everyone's taste," but it was his granddaughter that loaded "Baby" onto his phone "for a joke."

I think, however, that's just code for "I'm honestly just a true Belieber."