and this, kids.. is all a high school diploma is good for!
Edward can't masturbate. so... Let's just say he has a lot of free time...
That's great, but can you wipe your own butt?
I, Hunter S. Thompson have succeeded in mixing the sperm of Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger to create the world's most annoying human! That's fockin' hilarious, that is!
(Johnny Depp, Warwick Davis, Ricky Gervais)
WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE
Did someone say "eating"?
(The cast of "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?")
I don't disregard reality. We have a relationship based on negotiation.
Look, you're a good neighbor and all but we can't have Tim Burton sneaking around here anymore.
I liked my movies before "Pirates of the Caribbean".
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
The strange thing is, in twenty years, YOU'LL be remembered as the weirdo...
-Winona Ryder, Johnny Depp
AWESOME your doin it rite
Oh God, please don't make me go on the Walt Disney Theme Park ride again!
Are you a team player?
-Orlando Bloom, Geoffrey Rush, Johnny Depp