-Eric Idle, John Cleese
I think the problem with people like this is that they're so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are.
No sir, it doesn't look like you stepped in any dog poo.
Yeah, well, my lumberjack husband stole my cocktail hat and my suspenders and my bra
Sorry, I'm afraid the cost to fill your gas tank is just a bit more.
Every girl's crazy 'bout a carp dressed man.