What happens when Jimmy Kimmel Live asks Hillary Clinton supporters what they think of Donald Trump's tax plan disguised as Clinton's platform?
They prove to be idiots, that's what.
It didn't quite break the Internet when Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy broke up ahead of their television show return, but it caused everything to slow down for a little bit.
And even though we didn't know the exact cause, we've had continued exposure to the unfolding drama. For instance, we all couldn't believe it when Kermit quickly rebounded.
And so it was with heavy hearts and uncomfortable awkwardness that the pair come on Jimmy Kimmel Live Sept. 21 to explain more about what led to the rift in this beloved couple.
So watch and maybe you can get a little more perspective how love can go wrong between two muppets.
Earlier today, Vanity Fair tweeted out a promotion for their big story on what's so good about current late night programming.
You may notice it's a real sausage fest in there.
To be fair, Vanity Fair did mention the lack of gender diversity in their story:
What's conspicuously missing from late-night, still, is women. How gobsmackingly insane is it that no TV network has had the common sense—and that's all we're talking about in 2015, not courage, bravery, or even decency—to hand over the reins of an existing late-night comedy program to a female person?
And they did mention comedienne Samantha Bee's upcoming TBS late night talk show. She, however, decided to respond directly to the tweet, imagining herself in the picture with the rest of her peers.
And then followed up with the kicker:
Really, a Samantha Bee centaur shooting lasers out of her eyes says it all.
The saga of old man Jimmy
desperately milking something that's making him relevant hating gaming culture continues as famous YouTubers Markiplier and MissesMae show him what makes let's plays special.
Spoiler alert: Kimmel sucks at games. Maybe he's just mad about how bad he is at Rocket League.
Gary Busey, American actor and contorted facial expression extraordinaire, is joining season 15 of Dancing With The Stars.
He made his grand announcement last night by dressing up as a cowboy and entering on horseback to greet Jimmy Kimmel because...well, he's Gary Busey.
At 72 years old, Busey might seem a bit old to be competing on the show. But he's spritely compared to 82-year-old Cloris Leachman, the oldest person to ever join the cast.
Hi Ho Silver, away!"
Handshake DENIED, Jimmy.
Dancing With The Stars premieres Monday, September 14 on ABC.
Miley Cyrus visited Jimmy Kimmel last night to talk about America's breast problem.
Wearing a set of pink heart pasties, Miley laid it all out on the table.
"The humans aren't afraid of the human breast. It's the n*pple that's the issue. I'm always so concerned—I'm showing my b00bs and no one has a problem," she said. "But the nipples are covered, so somehow that's OK."
We feel ya, Miley. #FreeTheNipple.
She also interviewed people on the street in disguise to get their thoughts about Miley Cyrus. Reactions were...mixed.