Situation Normal, All F*cked Up
Eight People. One House. One functioning liver between them.
REALITY even the cops think you're turning tricks.
Where's My 15 Minutes Going! NO COME BACK!
A FOOL AND HIS $$ Will soon be...oh, nevermind. He'll figure it out soon enough.
OF COURSE Jimmy Fallon is responsible for this lameness.
-Jersey Shore, Jimmy Fallon
They say music soothes the savage beast. DON'T STOP PLAYING!!!
ANOTHER SNOOKIE? NOOOOOO!!!