The lesson is even if you can't do something you still get rewarded.
If only Winona Ryder had on a pair of these babies when she was caught shoplifting in... 2001? Hoo boy, 11-year-old jokes, huh? Well, I'll just call it "vintage." Kids love vintage these days, right? What with your Pinstagrams and your Tumbloggers and whatnot.