This is how I feel trying to communicate with drunk friends.
-Ted, Magic Mike
-Family Guy, Ted, Seth MacFarlane, Mark Wahlberg
What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and I forget the rest, but your mother is a wh*re.
Our money is on Taylor Swift to become the next Mrs. Cruise. Who do you think is gonna be "lucky" number four?
Crazy Cruise Cavorts and Capers on Couch: NEVER FORGET
-Adam West, Batman
Really? The top song of the week is "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen? Not like the rest of the list is any better, but REALLY?!
AWESOMENESS IS... James Bond & Han Solo making a film together.
-Steven Spielberg, Harrison Ford, Sean Connery
Right in the childhood...
Tom Cruise announces divorce the same day "Magic Mike" is released. Coincidence?
-Tom Hiddleston, Jurassic Park III
I would watch pretty much anything this brownie does.
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