The Straight Outta Cooperstown Tumblr mixes two of America's favorites pastimes—baseball and rap music. Why? Well, it's the Internet. It doesn't need a reason. Great job, Internet.
eminem
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The lyrics in question come in around the 4:50 mark:
"I see the btch in you Caitlyn, I keep the pistol tucked like Bruce Jenner's dck. No disrespect though, not at all. No pun intended, that took a lot of balls."
He did ~sort of~ offer an apology at the end of his freestyle:
"It's all in fun, man… I just say sh*t to say it. It's very rarely personal."
See, he was just joking. What do you think about that, Caitlyn?
So, Stephen Colbert just uploaded a 40-minute show that he did on Monroe, Michigan cable access.
It's full of interview, nail polish competitions, Monroe news, giant checks, a Bob Seger singalong, oh, and actually Eminem.
Clearly, Colbert and his writers are just trying to get themselves limber before heading to the Late Show in September to replace David Letterman. What a wonderful way to do so. 
Everyone looks limber in this. Even the stars in this clip of the upcoming movie South Paw that was featured on the show:
I mean, there's just no real explanation for this lucky peice of Internet gold.
Just thank the gloriousness of Stephen Colbert.
The way you feel when you pour a bowl of cereal and find out there's no milk. -Eminem
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his palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
There's vomit on his spaghetti already,
mom's spaghetti
He's spaghetti, but on the surface he
looks calm and ready to drop spaghetti
but he keeps on forgetting what he
spaghetti
