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Shia Labeouf just can't stay out of trouble with the law. (Or this is all just part of a massive art project.)

The actor was arrested last night in Austin for public intoxication. He was taken into custody around 7:30 p.m. outside a bar after jaywalking, according to ET.

Witnesses were able to snap pictures of the 29-year-old actor, who was in town for the Austin City Limits Music Festival.

Shia Labeouf just got arrested outside my bar lol pic.twitter.com/mYFoWx05Hf

— Kelsie Nugent (@kelsie_rae) October 10, 2015

Hey @TMZ just saw Shia Lebouf get arrested in Austin, TX ! pic.twitter.com/N81hMm5BzW

— Down To Friend (@DTFtx) October 10, 2015

Look, maybe Jessica Simpson was just having a grand old time selling clothing to home-bound fashion hounds. So much so that she slurred her way through promoting jeans like a blacked out 20-year-old demanding that they're find to drive.

There are many aspersions and judgements that we can pass around about the notably strange display above, but we're not going to go there.

We'll let the Internet do it for us.

Jessica Simpson is drunk on HSN right now! Is anyone else seeing this? #JessicaOnHSN

— Biega (@TheGoGoGhoul) September 18, 2015

She is beyond wasted right now, right? Right!!??!! #jessicaonhsn

— The Nev (@NevSays) September 18, 2015

Want an adventure: #JessicaonHSN - I'm going to say Jessica Simpson is D-RUNK. And now, wasn't watching until I was alerted to it. WOW.

— Sabina Hitchen (@SabinaKnows) September 18, 2015

She keeps saying "autumnal" and stares to see if she used it correctly. #JessicaOnHSN

— Kevin (@KevyCoCo) September 18, 2015

Thanks for playing the bad cop for us, Internet. We'll just sit here remaining impassive and nonjudgemental.

We'll also link the TMZ story where HSN and Simpson's people swear that she was, in fact, not drunk.

Because they'd totally cop to it if she was.

These images are floating around Reddit at the moment, acting as a sort of cautionary tale for either falling asleep in public or drinking too much. Or both. Pictured is The Maccabees drummer Sam Doyle missing his chance to meet Dave Grohl and John Paul Jones.

After multiple people offered to buy Fallon a shot at a Chelsea bar, he decided to go ahead and buy the entire bar a shot of vodka. He, of course poured the drinks. One of the guys at the bar, Richie Alexander, pulled out his phone to captured the inebriated goodness.

This is why you don't pick out your wedding rings while drunk. (But we're still very happily married)