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Donald Trump called Megyn Kelly a bimbo again.
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Well, it seems like Donald Trump has not let go of his grudge towards FOX News' Megyn Kelly, even though its been over a month since the GOP debate that sparked the whole thing off.

After Kelly asked him a series of questions regarding Trump's views of women, he took it personally, saying the questions were unfair.

He continued responded, days after the debate, with Twitter baiting and possible interview slander, but that was a few weeks ago and you'd think the candidate for United States President would find other ways to fill his time.

Not so!

Megyn Kelly returned to her regular FOX show, The Kelly File and Trump returned to troll.





Then he just started retweeting people.





And then there's this one.



Save us, Deez Nuts.

Deez Nuts is hot on the heels of Donald Trump's lead in North Carolina polls.
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Well, it looks like Donald Trump has a new rival for the votes of North Carolinians.

Public Policy Polling has discovered some rising approval numbers for a new Independent candidate — Deez Nuts of Wallingford, Iowa.

Finally another declared independent candidate, Deez Nuts, polls at 9% in North Carolina to go along with his 8% in Minnesota and 7% in Iowa in our recent polling. Trump leads Clinton 40/38 when he's in the mix.



This caught the eye of the campaign media and the high numbers, which are above Carly Fiorina, Mike Huckabee and Scott Walker for the state, have only grown the attention towards his campaign.



So, yeah.

But it doesn't end there.

Deez Nuts, who is apparently a 15-year-old sophomore in high school named Brady Olson has actually set up a campaign website for himself, which includes a detailed platform.

Surprisingly, the platform's stances seem sincere and well-considered. Deez Nuts has a more conservative view of immigration reform although he believe in choice as far as abortion rights.

He also lays out a surprisingly detailed stance on territorial voting rights:

I support giving citizens in our American territories voting rights. I also support giving American Samoan citizens automatic US citizenship. I would give Puerto Rico 3 electoral votes since Puerto Rico is bigger than many states. Guam, the US Virgin Islands, and the Northern Marianas all get 2 since they are smaller, but still incorporated territories. Finally, American Samoa would only get 1 since it is still considered an "unincorporated" territory. This would bring the total of electoral votes from 538 to 548.



We all know who should be the newcomer's campaign manager.



Would you vote for him?

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After Donald Trump told a kid he was Batman, Jimmy Kimmel took it upon himself to give us all the gift of Donald Trump's voice dubbed onto Batman cartoons; maybe he really is the hero this country deserves? (Head to 2:57 to skip Jimmy and get right to the dub)

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President Obama knows that Donald Trump is probably stressing out over the Aug. 5 first Republican primary debate, so he decided to offer some advice.

Jimmy Fallon's Donald Trump impression might be as weak as his ring finger, but the jokes that spring from this little interaction stand on their own. Plus, half the fun of watching a Jimmy Fallon impression is seeing how far away he can get from the real thing.

This phone preparation covers a great many topics between the sitting president and the man who led the birther cause.

They joked on Chris Christie, Trump got his own Cecil the lion trophy and the whole thing ended with an autotuned duet of OMI's Cheerleader.



Trump's probably had a busy enough week, what with answering all those phone calls after his cell number went public.

That surely won't stop the fireworks from blowing up in tomorrow's debate as the top 10 polled contenders for the Republican party nomination spar for a chance to say anything slightly meaningful in the most presidential way possible.

Mark Cuban Donald Trump Running Mate Election
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If there is a God in heaven this will happen.

Here's what Cuban told Business Insider about potentially being Trump's VP:

"Would I consider?" Cuban responded. "Yes."

However, the "Shark Tank" star and outspoken investor said he would probably not end up accepting the hypothetical offer.

"Would I do it. Probably not," he continued. "I'm not cut out for politics. At least [the] way they are now. Maybe in the future if Trump truly impacts how the game is played."

So, yeah it probably won't happen. But Cuban did make a pretty good POTUS in Sharknado 3.

Perhaps he should reconsider?

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The Simpsons always seems to be predicting things. Let's just hope that got this one wrong.

An episode from 2000 imagines a future in which Lisa has inherited the Oval Office from a "President Trump," and things aren't looking so hot.

Just look at how he left the finances.

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10 GIFs of Everything Donald Trump Hates

Donald Trump hates a lot of things. And he's not afraid to tell you about it.

While his presidential campaign poll numbers keep climbing, leaving everyone saying "ummm...what," we thought it was important to demonstrate Trump's views—in GIF format, naturally!

Here are 15 of the people, places and things The Donald hates the most.

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Donald Trump's Twitter Account Is the Gift That Keeps on Giving

He's running for President of the United States and his biggest challenger is his own Twitter account. Seriously, Donald, just delete it already. Or don't... please don't.

Get those tremendous Trump Memes like you have never seen before. People tell me these cause them YUGE laughs, maybe even the biggest laughs they have ever seen, so congratulations to me on being so funny. 

Tweets and other fails by Donald Trump in his presidency
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