darth vader

It is really nice of the Emperor to invite me to dinner! No, I said the Emperor was having you for dinner. -Star Wars, Sesame Street

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I'm terribly sorry about that, Luke. Here. Let me give you a hand. Get it? Give you a hand? Ha Ha. Oh, man. Sometimes I kill myself. -Darth Vader

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I used to be a rapper Then I took an arrow to the knee! -Kanye West

AFTERMATH Spring Break. Darth Vader. Lady Gaga. A bottle of Jose Cuervo.

(Adam Lambert)

I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids and that damn dog, er, I mean droid! -Darth Vader

ADMIT IT you would totally watch this movie. -Darth Vader, Batman

THE DARK KNIGHT of the Sith -Darth Vader, Batman

I AM ALTERING THE FACEBOOK. PRAY I DON'T ALTER IT ANY FURTHER. -Darth Vader, Billy Dee Williams, Boba Fett

Pull my finger. Pull mine first, you must. -Darth Vader, Yoda

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to transport children is insignificant next to the power of the Force. -Darth Vader

There will be no one to stop us this time. -Darth Vader

I am your father! And the court order says you're not supposed to contact me until your child support is paid. -Darth Vader