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I have to leave, QVC needs me. -Danny Trejo
Aaaaay Mang! Jou neeeed some Cutleries? -Danny Trejo
WHY? Cuz' every girl's crazy for a sharp dressed man. Duh. -Danny Trejo
Guns for show. Knives for a pro. -Danny Trejo
Yet Another Celebrity Shoplifter! (Danny Trejo)