Knows how to get the ladies.
So, you're a total nerd, you're stuck who-knows-where with Russell Brand (of all people) AND you're wearing a red shirt? Dude... I am SO sorry
(Russell Brand, Pete Wentz)
Thank You Hooked on Phonics!!
Digging those Funky Fresh Beats
I'm shirtless... and you're not.
as unfunny as he is Italian. PERIOD.
This office needs more me.
McHale's Navy. You say sub humans. We say great seamen.
I HAVE A HEDGEHOG. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.
Hellooooo Ladieeeeees... Admiring my Nietzche?
jewish holiday traditions getting weirder every year
So I thought I was, like, going to Nepal to find myself. Turns out, I was really in Saskatchewan! Who knew Canadians could be so freakin' enlightened?
Edward Scissorhands called. He wants everything back.
No, Mr. Hansen I will NOT have a seat.