comedians

LESLIE NIELSEN Knows how to get the ladies.

(Leslie Nielsen)

So, you're a total nerd, you're stuck who-knows-where with Russell Brand (of all people) AND you're wearing a red shirt? Dude... I am SO sorry

(Russell Brand, Pete Wentz)

Thank You Hooked on Phonics!!

(Tracy Morgan)

Digging those Funky Fresh Beats

(Ray Romano)

I'm shirtless... and you're not.

(Chevy Chase)

RAY ROMANO as unfunny as he is Italian. PERIOD.

(Ray Romano)

This office needs more me.

(Conan O'Brien)

McHale's Navy. You say sub humans. We say great seamen.

(Joel McHale)

I HAVE A HEDGEHOG. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.

(Stephen Fry)

Hellooooo Ladieeeeees... Admiring my Nietzche?

(Conan O'Brien)

jewish holiday traditions getting weirder every year

(Sarah Silverman)

So I thought I was, like, going to Nepal to find myself. Turns out, I was really in Saskatchewan! Who knew Canadians could be so freakin' enlightened?

(Russell Brand)

Edward Scissorhands called. He wants everything back.

(Russell Brand)

No, Mr. Hansen I will NOT have a seat.

(Conan O'Brien)