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Who do you think would win?

I understand, Mr. President. The entire cast of Twilight. -Chuck Norris

-Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Robert Pattinson

Guess even Chuck Norris can't beat acne -Chuck Norris

OVERRATED ACTORS at long last, they have a national spokesman. -Chuck Norris

"Forced Vengeance" stars Chuck Norris as Josh Randall, a casino security guard that takes on the entire Hong Kong mafia as awkwardly as humanly possible in this ridiculously forced action flick from 1982.

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Bonus: the poor man's version of Waylon Jennings narrates the trailer.

Happy 72nd birthday to Chuck Norris, a man who became legendary, not by acting ability or martial arts talent, but because the internet DEMANDED it! Sadly, Chuck Norris did not appreciate his meteoric rise to internet fame and eventually bit the beard that fed him.

Apparently, he would prefer it if we appreciated him for his classic film "Forest Warrior" and his portrayal of a karate loving cop from the south, rather th

-Seth Meyers, Chuck Norris

TOE-FU -Chuck Norris

Throws Nokia Breaks it -Chuck Norris

I threw a grenade and killed 50 people Then the grenade exploded. -Chuck Norris