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CGI Chuck Norris is better than the real Jean-Claude Van Damme.
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These characters of Thumbs & Ammo don't need guns to get it done; they'll win you over with just their thumbs.
I understand, Mr. President. The entire cast of Twilight. -Chuck Norris
Guess even Chuck Norris can't beat acne -Chuck Norris
OVERRATED ACTORS at long last, they have a national spokesman. -Chuck Norris
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"Forced Vengeance" stars Chuck Norris as Josh Randall, a casino security guard that takes on the entire Hong Kong mafia as awkwardly as humanly possible in this ridiculously forced action flick from 1982.
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Bonus: the poor man's version of Waylon Jennings narrates the trailer.
Happy 72nd birthday to Chuck Norris, a man who became legendary, not by acting ability or martial arts talent, but because the internet DEMANDED it! Sadly, Chuck Norris did not appreciate his meteoric rise to internet fame and eventually bit the beard that fed him.
Apparently, he would prefer it if we appreciated him for his classic film "Forest Warrior" and his portrayal of a karate loving cop from the south, rather th
Throws Nokia Breaks it -Chuck Norris
