chris evans

At a time like this, I really wish I knew how to read. -Chris Evans

-The Avengers

Thanks to RiffTrax, Captain America is finally watchable!

It tickles when we kiss. I'll shave it off. -Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr.

Look at that! A Three car pile-up! I wonder what caused it? -Chris Evans, Jeremy Renner, Scarlett Johansson

And Scarlett STILL doesn't know it was ME who leaked those photos! Nice! -Robert Downey Jr., Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans

Today's Debate: "Does This Armor Make Me Look Fat?" -Robert Downey Jr., Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans

Do you see what happens, Larry?! This is what happens, Larry! -Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans

I only missed one Student Loan payment. -Chris Evans

It's just a parking ticket! -Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans

every day im musclin' -Chris Evans

Is the guy behind me checking out my package? -Chris Evans