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Did you miss the GOP debate last week? Would you rather watch children reenact it? Well, Funny or Die has you covered.

Who knows where they found these disgustingly adorable children with their little faces acting so expressively perfect, but they really put their tiny hearts into inhabiting the full spirit of the Republican primary debate.

Look at Donald Trump here:



If the kid thing isn't doing it for you, but you still want to experience the debate other than watch it, Patton Oswalt live-tweeted it for you.

If that's still not your thing, just watch Donald Trump dance for a bit.

On a very special episode of The Tonight Show, Channing Tatum and Jimmy Fallon take scripts written by children who were only given the title of Magic Mike.

The result is pure beauty.

Chris Pratt's skill with taming velociraptors works with other life forms, apparently. The Jurassic World actor visited a children's hospital in Louisiana over the weekend and this proof popped up on Reddit, quickly making it to the front page.

Reddit user chrysias explained how he got the great picture:

I'm lucky enough to work with a philanthropy that benefits the hospital and I know these kids and their families were absolutely over the moon to have him visit. Considering he's here filming another project and probably had a million other things he could be doing, it's really great of him to spend his Saturday at the hospital.

ETA: if Chris Pratt's heart of gold inspired you, this is Our Lady of the Lake in Baton Rouge. I am but a humble college student that helps raise funds for this hospital as part of Children's Miracle Network. If you have a CMN hospital in your area, I guarantee they could use your dollars. Almost all of CMN's corporate stuff is underwritten by sponsors, so over 90¢ of every dollar goes directly to the actual hospitals.

With his publicity tour for the most recent dinosaur movie well over, it is super neat to see this kind of charity work. Still, though, those kids don't seem too wrangled. If anything they look temporarily stunned and will set upon him, devouring the actor in only a matter of minutes.

It's like you can hear the pitch meeting:

"What we made a movie with zombies...

... that are also kids?"

So many explosions. So many children.

Jordan is a little boy who is fighting some really big diseases and received a much-deserved pick-me-up when one of his favorite singers, Taylor Swift, visited him in his hospital room.

Swift stopped by Boston Children's Hospital with a song and a hug for little Jordan. The joy he has when the pop star begins to play is something that will warm any heart. Way to go, Taylor!

Santa Claus, who looks a lot like Matt Damon under that beard, wants you to give the best gift of all this Christmas: the gift of clean water.

And though it sounds like a very kind and thoughtful gift indeed, the children just aren't having it.

WE NEED A FECKIN' HOBBY

(The Duggars)

Never work with children or tarantulas

(Prince)

THIS IS SO INAPPROPRIATE. THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS SITE.

(Justin Bieber)