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The world is a tough place when you're Justin Bieber.

So tough, in fact, that you have thousands of adoring fans begging to take their photo with you. And sometimes you just aren't "feeling it."

The Biebs explained in a Snapchat diatribe that he just wants to "have that moment without the chaos" when meeting fans. Don't even think about screaming his name and begging. It won't work.

"If you start screaming louder that's not going to make me want to take a photo more," he says.

Don't worry, Justin. We won't beg for a selfie. We'll just keep watching this GIF of you failing at skateboarding—a reminder of how you also fail at any semblance of humility.

This XXX parody for president.

Cara Delevingne had one ~awkward~ interview about her new movie "Paper Towns" this week.

OK, sure she was being kind of rude to the news anchors. But the anchors were asking really dumb questions and were totally unprofessional.

Cara said on Twitter Wednesday that "some people just don't understand sarcasm or the British sense of humour."

Good for you @Caradelevingne Ask a lazy question, get a lazy answer.

— Maisie Williams (@Maisie_Williams) July 29, 2015

See, even Arya agrees.

Fun fact: Ariana Grande is not only a giant toddler, but she is also half chicken.

Who would win in a fight: the Millennium Falcon, or the USS Enterprise?

A lot of these celebrities didn't know what they were being asked, but to be fair, I didn't know a lot of these celebrities, so ¯_(ツ)_/¯.

Worry not, professional huge nerd Adam Savage brings it home with some fantastic logic, though I for one assumed the Millennium Falcon would just run away and the fight would never happen.

Get your cringe face ready, you're gonna need it for this one.

When asked about his experience at San Diego Comic Con, Jesse Eisenberg said attending was akin to genocide:

"It is like being screamed at by thousands of people. I don't know what the experience is throughout history, probably some kind of genocide. I can't think of anything that's equivalent."



Attending Comic Con is certainly hard on celebrities; it can't be easy being screamed at and accosted by fans, but genocide? What?

This isn't the first time Eisenberg has made headlines for his behavior in interviews, either. In 2013 he developed a reputation as a jerk after being insufferably rude in an interview for the film Now You See Me:



Cringe, cringe everywhere.

Remember when you lived in blissful ignorance and you thought there was only one Hunger Games movie left? Well, that probably isn't the case. In the same interview with Conan O'Brien where JLaw adorably sang Cher's "Believe" (see video above), Josh Hutcherson pulled a Peeta and accidentally revealed that there may be more Hunger Games films. 

Conan asked the stars if there were any plans for a prequel or sequel to the series, to which Josh Hutcherson replied "there is. I’m sorry, I can’t say that. We’ll see what happens." Get it together, Peeta! This is why no one likes you. Learn to keep a secret!

Meanwhile, Conan provided JLaw with a swear jar and challenged her to say as many swears for charity as she could in 30 seconds. They were forced to bleep her swears for TV, but it seems like she gets pretty creative with her foul mouth:

Dressed as his character from Pirates of the Caribbean, Johnny Depp spent his day yesterday touring the Lady Cilento Children's Hospital in Brisbane, Australia and visiting the patients there. He also recorded a special message for them praising their strength and courage:

I have no idea what this thing is that I have in me hand. But i've got it and I'll nick it, obviously. But, I just wanted to say thank you to Juiced TV for having me on, I've had a wonderful time, I've had a fantastic time meeting all the kids and everyone and the parents and the people and I stole a lot of things and I want to salute you, all of you for your bravery and your courage because that is all that matters.

D'aww!

Let's be real, this rumor from The Daily Star probably has exactly zero truth to it, so for now let's say there's a slight chance we could be welcoming Queen Bey to the Avengers.  

Apparently, Beyoncé moved from New York to LA earlier this year in order to reboot her acting career, and the MCU might be just the place for her to get her feet wet.  An unnamed executive at Disney was quoted as saying "we would love to have Beyoncé on board, almost certainly as a newcomer to the screen from Marvel’s existing catalogue of comic book characters."  The characters she's rumored to be in the running for are Boom-Boom, Blink, Tigra, or Hawkeye.



As hot of a Tigra Beyoncé would be, these are all pretty ridiculous options.  If she were to join the MCU, who would you want Beyoncé to play?  One of these ladies?  Someone else?

Everyone's favorite celebrity gamers sit down to get their hands on the upcoming Batman: Arkham Knight before it releases to the public. With Neil Patrick Harris, Joe Manganiello, Troy Baker, Minka Kelly, Wiz Khalifa, Blake Anderson, iJustine, Kumail Nanjiani, and Breckin Meyer, the squad is impressive.

Even Batman himself, Kevin Conroy pummels some thugs.

What do you think Chris Pratt smells like?