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Buzzfeed put together this list of Father's Day cards for that special tyrant in your life.
(Barack Obama, Mitt Romney)
If I win this hand, I want a get-out-of-jail-free card.... who knows - I might actually need it someday Lindsay Lohan - future criminal
"And if you stick one of these in your bike spokes, it'll make noise!"