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That Awesome Moment When you answer something right in math class, and no one else could. -Billy Crystal
Nothing can take the sting out of the world's economic problems like watching millionaires give each other golden statues. -Bill Crystal
(Billy Crystal)
Create a caption for tonight's 84th Annual Academy Awards here!
Oh, you got Billy Crystal to host the Oscars? HOW PROGRESSIVE OF YOU
(Gene Wilder, Billy Crystal)
You've been makin' a lot of Brokeback Mountain jokes. Well... I ain't jokin'. -Jack Palance, Billy Crystal