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Some Children Went To Great Lengths To Escape Neverland Ranch

Same plot as Avatar... Better Music

DEFINITELY Hollywood executive material

Tiger Woods Scandal - Homer Simpson Sums Up How We REALLY Feel

TALENT

b00bs

Lady Ga Ga called - she wants to know who your stylist is.

You know it's gonna be a good day When your in a land of chocolate And you don't have to share.

two child stars who have NOT wrecked their lives

Is that really such a smart place to put a revolver?

It wasn't the physical pain of his broken leg, It wasn't the emotional pain of being publicly mocked, but going 6 days without licking his balls was killing him.

WALLACE AND GROMIT

so Brain, what are we going to do tonight?

A golden ticket? Sorry kid, wrong movie.

Cuban?

What? Are you serious? You expect me to sit around and wait for some guy to come and save me? I'm going to law school in August and as soon as I'm out of this dump I'm reporting my stepsisters and stepmother to the police for harassment and slave labour.