actors

-Chris Evans

one does not simply walk into an MTV award ceremony -Gary Busey

Can't sleep Cage will eat me -Nicolas Cage

I'm thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, "Why stop at one?" I don't like being limited in that way. Therefore, I'm considering a platoon of monkeys, so that people will look at me and see how mellow and well-adjusted i am compared to these monkeys throwing feces around.

(Robert Downey, Jr.)

Can't Act Disregard Shirt

(Matthew McConaughey)

You want me to put my what in the what-what?

(Christopher Walken)

This is my corner There are many like it But this one is mine.

(Ryan Gosling)

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Why is there corn in this??

(Ryan Gosling)

YES! I finally did it! I walked the dog all by myself today. Take that world!

(Ryan Gosling)

How is Danny Devito the most likeable person in this room?

(Sylvester Stallone, Charlie Sheen, Danny DeVito)

Let's not put the caption over the best part okay?

(Harrison Ford)

How long did you say the internet would be down?

(Ryan Gosling)

DAT ASS

(Taylor Lautner)

No, this is Patrick.

(Zach Galifianakis)

Baa, baa, black sheep, Have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, Three bags full; One for my Master, One for my Dame, And one for the little F@#%er That lives in down the lane.

(Jack Nicholson)