I get the whole "realistic" approach to costuming, but seriously...
The worst part about her kicking your ass...is trying to hide your erection.
Please don't beg for mercy. That makes me crack up!
Don't you DARE go out with all those threads hanging, young lady! Come here and let me trim them for you...
I'M NOT A DOCTOR but I'm willing to take a look.
One more ring on the bottle and that big pink stuffed teddy bear is MINE!!