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After everyone (even Oprah herself!) online pointed out the obvious to @TotalBeauty, they did try to smooth it over with a charitable donation.

Maybe it was worth it to say you were fired for being "too real for 'reality' TV".

Looks like Britney Spears decided to use a fairly lazy google image search result for grilled corn, and of course the internet noticed. 

It was an actual tall midget.

That's who arrested actor Randy Quaid and his wife Evi in Canada today. We don't know what they did, but it couldn't be any worse than their previous sexcapades.

Evi did what any sane person would do after the incident—blame Canada.

I hate the sexist pigs and corrupt gov of Canada and renounce the crap citizenship I was given in 2010 pic.twitter.com/ykWJ0pBfxm

— Evi Quaid (@EviQuaid) October 7, 2015

i love that Canada needs to learn how to wake up and criticize its crappy government ps we got arrested by an actual tall midget

— Evi Quaid (@EviQuaid) October 7, 2015

Canadians are brainwashed at birth with Canadian pride that's why people think they are so fucking dumb

— Evi Quaid (@EviQuaid) October 7, 2015

The couple posted this bizarre video right before the arrest where they talk about Hillary Clinton's email scandal, toast to their wedding anniversary and complain about Canada some more.

Wow, Quaids. Just wow.

And a boy becomes a man.

Notorious B.I.E.B back yaw pic.twitter.com/cttrfGSVfE

— DJ ALMA (@SydneyA) October 1, 2015

The Biebs joined Rae Sremmurd on stage in New Zealand and got #turnt up. The singer is a big boy now. He's been trying to tell us all this for a while now, but no one seems to be listening.

As a bottle of Hennessy comes his way, the singer takes a big gulp like a big boy does.

Just look at that face. You are looking at a man.

Someone thought 'The Golden Girls' needed an XXX parody. That person is a monster.

The film stars adult star veterans Nina Hartley, Luna Azul, Karen Summer, and Darla Crane playing "your favorite retirement home GILFs." GILF stands for, well, you can draw the conclusion on that one.

In the extremely foul language-heavy parody above, the Golden Girls laugh and sing their way through their many sexual encounters.

But maybe a naughty Golden Girls film isn't so far fetched after all. Refinery29 recently watched every episode of the show and calculated the number of men each women slept with.

Blanche (obviously) came out on top with 165 beaus.

I'm hooorny!

Fox News host Harris Faulkner has a rodent problem. And she wants $5 million because of it.

In a lawsuit filed Monday in U.S. District Court in New Jersey, Faulkner is suing Hasbro because she says a "Little Toy Shop" hamster shares her name and likeness. The toy is also deemed a choking hazard, the suit says, which causes Faulkner distress for being associated with "harming small children."

She calls out "complexion, the shape of its eyes, and the design of its eye makeup" as evidence that the company stole her identity.

To be fair, the hamster does share the same name. But as far as looks go, you can decided that for yourself.

If you want to own your own little piece of Fox News history, Ebay has an original Harris Faulkner for $40.52.

A Caitlyn Jenner-inspired Halloween costume has a lot of people very angry, calling the $75 costume cruel and insensitive to the transgender community.

A Change.org petition calling for the costume's recall already has about 2,800 signatures. The petition calls the costume transphobic.

"To make a costume out of a marginalized identity reduces that person and community to a stereotype for privileged people to abuse. In this case, if you follow through with production of a Caitlyn Jenner costume, cisgender people will purchase it to make fun of her and our community," the petition reads.

People on Twitter didn't have kind words for the costume either.

But this should really come as no surprise. One of the websites carrying the costume, anytimecostumes.com, has tons of insensitive and frankly, stupid, Halloween costumes. Like this Vampire getting a blow job...

Or this snake (d*ck) charmer...

And this...thing. It's not offensive, but it's quite possibly the most horrifying Halloween costume ever.

In conclusion, don't be a jackass. There are plenty of other Halloween costumes that don't make you look like the worst person ever.

UPDATE: Josh Duggar has admitted on his family blog that he has a "secret addiction" to pornography and was unfaithful to his wife.

Also this meme is the best thing...

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Karma is really having a good time with this guy.

Revealed by a recent major data breach, Gawker reports that Josh Duggar, reality TV star and "family values" activist, appears to have purchased an Ashley Madison account from Feb. 2013 until May 2015. Ashley Madison is a website that aids in helping users find extramarital affairs.

This revelation comes after his show 19 Kids and Counting was canceled in July because of police reports noting past sexual assault allegations.

"Someone using a credit card belonging to a Joshua J. Duggar, with a billing address that matches the home in Fayetteville, Arkansas owned by his grandmother Mary—a home that was consistently shown on their now-cancelled TV show, and in which Anna Duggar gave birth to her first child—paid a total of $986.76 for two different monthly Ashley Madison subscriptions from February of 2013 until May of 2015," Gawker reported.

The data also revealed the sexual preference of the account holder, which included "bubble bath for 2" and "someone I can teach."

Many have pointed out Duggar's hypocrisy, since he has vocally advocated against marriage equality. This tweet basically sums that up.

wasnt Josh Duggar saying gays dont have family values while he's here molesting children & cheating on his wife?? pic.twitter.com/yII673Uylm

— brandon (@dadstrology) August 19, 2015

A whole lot.

GOP Presidential candidate (and serial water sipper) Marco Rubio took a break from campaigning in Iowa today to totally annihilate a kid in the head with a football.

You can watch the short clip above, but it is even better in GIF form.

Marco Rubio hitting the kid in the face with the football is even better as a GIF pic.twitter.com/FLpnHz0un0

— Mudacris (@moody) August 18, 2015

And even better in Pokémon GIF form.

marco rubio out in iowa just trying to catch em all tbh @Mirandacgreen pic.twitter.com/An37A0Vtxo

— darth™ (@darth) August 18, 2015

First things first, click the image above to witness for yourself the uncensored glory of Lenny Kravitz's junk.

Kravitz was performing at a theme park in Sweden on Monday night when his little Kravitz decided to jump out and greet the world.

"The producer stepped up and said that they had 'some problems on stage'. A bit later Kravitz came out wearing other trousers. He said 'sorry, I ripped my trousers'," a member of the audience, named only as Sara, told the Expressen tabloid after the show.

A concertgoer captured this splendid occurrence and presented Lenny's tallywacker to the Internet.

This is truly a monumental day in willy history.

But seriously, is he going to have to pay to fix that? 

Now that Hulu has ever single episode of Seinfeld streaming on its plus service, everyone has ample time to practice that patented Cosmo Kramer slide.