After everyone (even Oprah herself!) online pointed out the obvious to @TotalBeauty, they did try to smooth it over with a charitable donation.
It was an actual tall midget.
Evi did what any sane person would do after the incident—blame Canada.
I hate the sexist pigs and corrupt gov of Canada and renounce the crap citizenship I was given in 2010 pic.twitter.com/ykWJ0pBfxm— Evi Quaid (@EviQuaid) October 7, 2015
i love that Canada needs to learn how to wake up and criticize its crappy government ps we got arrested by an actual tall midget— Evi Quaid (@EviQuaid) October 7, 2015
Canadians are brainwashed at birth with Canadian pride that's why people think they are so fucking dumb— Evi Quaid (@EviQuaid) October 7, 2015
The couple posted this bizarre video right before the arrest where they talk about Hillary Clinton's email scandal, toast to their wedding anniversary and complain about Canada some more.
Wow, Quaids. Just wow.
And a boy becomes a man.
Notorious B.I.E.B back yaw pic.twitter.com/cttrfGSVfE— DJ ALMA (@SydneyA) October 1, 2015
The Biebs joined Rae Sremmurd on stage in New Zealand and got #turnt up. The singer is a big boy now. He's been trying to tell us all this for a while now, but no one seems to be listening.
As a bottle of Hennessy comes his way, the singer takes a big gulp like a big boy does.
Just look at that face. You are looking at a man.
Someone thought 'The Golden Girls' needed an XXX parody. That person is a monster.
The film stars adult star veterans Nina Hartley, Luna Azul, Karen Summer, and Darla Crane playing "your favorite retirement home GILFs." GILF stands for, well, you can draw the conclusion on that one.
In the extremely foul language-heavy parody above, the Golden Girls laugh and sing their way through their many sexual encounters.
But maybe a naughty Golden Girls film isn't so far fetched after all. Refinery29 recently watched every episode of the show and calculated the number of men each women slept with.
Blanche (obviously) came out on top with 165 beaus.