Skillz. I has them.

X-TREEEM FLUTE CONCERT

"I'd like to lodge a complaint about your Black & Decker Model 53C Nail Gun. The one with the very sensitive trigger."

Surprise! I'z gay! Wait...why's everyone laughing?

FACT:

SLAYING IN THE RAIN

OLD PEOPLE

Maybe if I stop wearing clothes and do a bunch of card tricks people will forget how very talentless I am.

looking like the luck dragon from neverending story doing pretty darn well akshully

SWM, early 40s, successful medical career, slight limp; enjoys monster trucks, motorcycles, and eviscerating lesser mortals with my blistering wit.

Lift as much as you want You're still CarrotTop

What better legacy can an actor leave behind than making Jack Nicholson look like a girl scout?

CAN BURY THE BODY

Izzat a homeless child? Brad! Look what I found!

I don't approve

No dear boy.... I'm still this films sex symbol