I can't believe I'm still famous

she hitted a windo... wile her botox wuz settin.

fashon so ugly it pixilates itself.

Reason 183 to quit drinking

I kissed a girl. I didn't like it.

Kevin reminds the paparazzi how many brain cells he has left

Riding bareback meant something else in my day

This is good sh*t!

The only thing they could shoot was a photo

How many Muppets... ...died for this dress?

I would like to buy one Africa.... Do you take Amex?

A diseased, flea-ridden mutt... and her dog.

Rosie O'Donnell impersonation

KEANU REEVES

Here's my card I do childrens parties and special events

After this last trip Dorothy never did acid again