Two decades old and originally a snl skit and they still rock harder than most modern musicians

Yes, I'm absolutely, positively, double definitely, cross-my-heart, sure my name's not John Connor.

Mom, guess what i found in the dumpster

SPOCK'S MOM

Chuck Norris So tough he just scared away color.

"It's called 'Scientology' and it's more frightening than all the sh*t we deal with combined!!"

WHAT YOUR PARENTS DO

GREASE

Hold on! Dorothy just murdered my sister, robbed her corpse, and refuses to return what was never hers in the first place and which I only want to keep as a memento of my dead sibling

The Thundercats movie takes a turn for the worse

I've fought against aliens, fugitives, convicted women, cowboys & Batman. Vampires who sparkle in the sunlight are all yours.

That's no moon - that's a space station.

is that another caption making fun of us?

...and here's my impression of Lindsay Lohan trying to drive home on a Saturday night!

Breaking News - Big Bird hits rock bottom, enters treatment program

VILLAINS