We are all but recent leaves on the same old tree of life and if this life has adapted itself to new functions and conditions, it uses the same old basic principles over and over again. There is no real difference between the grass and the man who mows i

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Yeah, He's Father To a LOT of Star Wars Characters...

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Breaking News - Twist in 'LOST' Finale Totally Unexpected

Pachydermus... because Equus wasn't disturbing enough

STARING BLANKLY WITH PURPOSE

THE FEDS WANT TO STOP MY PENSION?

Check it out! What does a gay horse eat?

MOVIES

MUPPETS COMEDY

As writting staffs on sitcoms proved expensive, Hollywod was given two new options:

I'M NOT SURE WHY THIS LOOKS FUNNY

Bubba Gump Shrimp is closing down due to the Gulf oil spill. I'm going back to cutting grass. And that's all I got to say about that.

POTENTIAL GROIN HIT

gir's thoughts vs. gir's words