Make Your Halloween Great Again With This Sexy Donald Trump Costume
Via: Yandy
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The best Halloween costume ever is calling, and all you need to do is pick up the phone. is selling a sexy Donald Trump Halloween costume that goes by the name of Donna T. Rumpshaker. The costume comes complete with a white sleeveless shirt, red tie, royal blue blazer and royal blue booty shorts.

Obviously no sexy Donald Trump outfit is complete without some booty shorts.

The hat and iconic wig are sold separately because that's how American capitalism works, you socialist Muslim LOSER.

We only hope the costume is made in Mexico or China.

Via: DistractifyVideo
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That song you're singing—it doesn't mean what you think it means.

Pretty much every 90's kid has heard 'Macarena.' The song was played at schools, backyard BBQs and even churches. But that just goes to show you that our parents were blissfully unaware of what the lyrics were actually speaking about.

Infidelity, threesomes—'Macarena' has it all.

Watch the video above and learn the true meaning of the lyrics. And prepare your childhood memories to be tainted forever.

Woman Posts Engagement Photos With Life-Size Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Balloon Leonardo
Via: Jenn Kaminski
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Turtle love is bodacious, dude!

That's what Jenn Kaminski, a self-described "unemployed creative" in LA, wants you to know. She's found true love, which just happens to be in the shape of a life-size Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Leonardo balloon.

The happy couple posted their announcement on Facebook this week in a set of hilarious engagement photos.

"Me and my bae decided to take a couple's photo shoot today. I think we look great," Kaminski wrote.

With the help of three of her friends, Kaminski was able to capture these precious moments forever. But why did they go through all of this trouble?

"We simply had a birthday balloon, an overabundance of free time and too many engagement photos in our Newsfeeds," they wrote.

Best wishes on your impending nuptials, Jenn and Leonardo. May your life be filled with years and years of pizza!