Hey wanna join the Pen-15 club? Now that we've got that schoolyard shenanigans (penis) out of the way, if you're looking to laugh at everything and anything phallic or having to do with it, don't go anywhere.
What do ü peen?
The world needed to know, and Justin Bieber answered.
Exclusive images from NY Daily News show the man-sized toddler with attitude going for a nude dip in Bora Bora. One brave soul tweeted the unedited versions, which can be seen here.
Here's how the Internet responded...
"Who leaked Justin bieber's nudes?" pic.twitter.com/mxJe167wKC
— B (@thugfenty) October 7, 2015
We're right there with ya @justinbieber #WhatDoYouPeen pic.twitter.com/imfgyyP5S4
— FOXADHD (@FOXADHD) October 7, 2015
Justin Bieber's mentions right now pic.twitter.com/TYfnsEZ8Qi
— First We Feast (@firstwefeast) October 7, 2015
.@justinbieber, this could be us but you playin' #WhatDoYouPeen pic.twitter.com/0crhsuesVB
— PAPER Magazine (@papermagazine) October 7, 2015
when Justin Bieber's d*ck is all over your tl pic.twitter.com/uhuS28xYs8
— Alex (@_Eggrolls_) October 7, 2015
MAN JUSTIN BIEBER IS SLAYING IN BORA BORA !!! pic.twitter.com/3g9M0JWYsZ
— mery (@UAINTJESUS) October 7, 2015
If you haven't heard, Lenny Kravitz's junk made a surprise appearance at a concert this weekend after he ripped his leather pants wide open on stage.
Everyone freaked out, but one response was just too perfect.
#penisgate pic.twitter.com/jEafrIXdBh
— Lenny Kravitz (@LennyKravitz) August 4, 2015