Maybe it was worth it to say you were fired for being "too real for 'reality' TV".
In the Red corner, standing at 6 feet 3 inches tall (plus 2 inches from the hair...), we have the Baron of Bad Business, the Chieftain of Chapter 11, the Duke of D-List Celebrities, Mr. Donald Trump! And in the Blue corner, we have the producer of ABC's Modern Family and supposed "lightweight," the Wizard of Witty Comebacks, the Czar of Zingers, Mr. Danny Zuker! FIGHT!
And land on some of the most Tremendous Donald Trump Memes if this little tweet storm didn't do it for you.